Then There Was Dungeon

 I wish Level: Legendary Appearance: The caster will tentatively state a desire of their own and it will appear before the caster.  Effect: The caster may make a wish, as long as it doesn’t physically change the caster themselves in terms of physiology and appearance. Before the caster makes said wish by enacting the spell, they will be transported into an extraordinary dimension where they must vouch for their wish. Time dilates heavily in this dimension, taking 10 minutes in reality while taking days in the dimension. Inside this dimension you must speak to a tribunal of judges who will ask what the caster requests and the caster must state their case. If you flounder or don’t make your intentions clear, proceedings can take years to conduct, which will begin to wear on your psyche, causing you to mentally age when you leave this strange place. Be careful with the tribunal when you want your wish to affect someone of your choice. They will summarize that person’s entire life...

 Teratology Level: Advanced Appearance: The caster will point at any target and the target will ripple and tesselate while being pointed at by the caster.  Effect: Teratology determines any sort of defect that the target has, explaining it in simple terms. The spell will psionically relay details of the defect to the caster, spontaneously making the caster aware of potential conditions and how to work around them. The spell  how the defect affects a certain action or aspect of the target rather than simply naming the condition. Duration: Depending on the condition, it takes at most around 30 seconds to explain the condition.  Range: Must be facing the person at most 5 feet away.  Type: Evocation This is such an amazing song. All of the members donate a ferocious musicality to their parts. Wonderful progressive rock happening here with the physics house band. 

 Hyssop of love Level: Beginner Appearance: The caster will gain a tiny bushel of vivid herbs and flowers in a neat arrangement. The vapor that comes from their smoldering is mauve.  Effect: When hyssop of love is cast, the caster can wait to use the small flower clump. When they choose to use it, the clump will begin to smolder but not catch flame, creating a thick mauve vapor that leaves a pearlescent film on anything it coats. The vapor when breathed in makes the target fall madly in love with the caster. This bushel must be used carefully. Breathing it in yourself can cause a number of issues, mainly uncontrollable self-pleasure, and also if your target breathes it in enough the love will turn to intensive lust and obsession. It is best to administer it carefully. If the target is under the effects of the spell, then they will be far more suggestible. After coming down from the spells effect the target will feel intensive depression and lucidity. They also will become leth...

 Mystic Brew Level: Beginner Appearance: Mystic brew causes any sort of solution of fluid to take on new lurid colors that swirl around. Fluids affected by mystic brew are never the same in terms of appearance. Effect: Mystic brew takes intended effects for alchemical drafts and makes them more potent, and makes for easier seperation of effects if the solution has muddied effects. Mystic brew takes time and dedication to the solution the caster is working on, as the colorful effects set in slowly, as well as the refinement of its properties. It is recommended to bring a decent filter for further refinement. If you have the time, filtering makes the potion more and more potent with each pass through a filter. Mystic brew has a way of polarizing impurities against the intended solution. Duration: Mystic brew is permanent once it is properly administered. Depending on the severity of the effect, the longer it takes. However it is recommended to dedicate at least an hour to each ...

 Falkor Level: Legendary Appearance: Conjures a serpentine dragon of luck that coils about the caster. The Falkor is constantly conjecturing with great wisdom with anyone in earshot. The Falkor remains until it flies away and enters a reflective surface, ceasing to exist.  Effect: Falkor grants the caster a positive outcome on any action that the caster takes. This positive action cannot cause harm, so any direct assault will somehow become a misshap, and the outcome will result in subduing the opponent harmlessly. This can be both magical or circumstantial. Falkor also staves off all negative mental effects of any people who are allied with the caster. Falkor can also dispel evil magic by proximity, channeling it into shadowy images that fade away. When Falkor breathes, a bright glimmering fog of light orbs will billow out, filling the room with light, and furthering the magical effects of Falkor's power. The Falkor goes by a different name every time it is conjured, and will...

 The distance Level: Intermediate Appearance: The caster visibly has more drag control and trajectory accuracy of any projectile based magic. Effect: The distance allows the caster to have more predictable control of projectile magic. The spell specifically makes projectiles work more in line with the distance variable of travel, making the spell more likely to hit its mark. This grants a bonus to any spell rolls if used premptively, which is the only way this meta spell can be used.  Duration: The duration of the spell that the distance has been cast on. Range: Caster range Type: Meta  This is a very energetic song with an excellent bassline and guitar riff. I like the lyrics of this song. They are unconventional for the situation that they are describing.