Song Spell #41 Ween - Pandy Fackler

 Pandy Fackler

Level: Legendary

Appearance: When the spell is evoked, the fey Pandy Fackler is conjured. Pandy fackler is white as chalk, and shrivelled up like a withered fruit. Every time pandy speaks a giddy musical sound accompanies their voice, accenting each word they say. Pandy is bathed in a gleaming white light and wears strange jewelry. When pandy plays a trick it never fails. 

Effect: Pandy fackler does many tricks, the list can be found below.

Pandy will play the trick of lying. The lie will take on an existing form when pandy says the lie.

Pandy will play the trick of hiding. Pandy can hide anything anywhere, but not by request. Anything hidden no longer exists unless pandy reveals it. 

Pandy will play the trick of trapping. Pandy can change the properties of anything to make it hazardous or inconvienient. 

These are the main behaviors of pandy, and Pandy will do them as they see fit. Casters can only get on Pandy's good side if they join them in their pranks. 

Duration: Pandy stays around as long as they want.

Range: Summoning range

Type: Evocation and transfiguration

This is such a ridiculous song with a great instrumental. Im not generally a fan of steel guitar but in this case it works very well with the electric keyboard. 



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